MudStuck

Its a less frowned upon way to say your constipated and is especially used at bible camps

Hey Brenton are you mudstuck?

MudStuck by Mr Mudstuck August 1, 2025

Mudsticking 

When someone sticks their finger into your asshole and then is forcibly shoved back into your mouth.

I knew I was too high on ecstasy when I graciously accepted the mudsticking.

Mudsticking by Kaylen91 June 5, 2015

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Alabama Mudstick 

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

Alabama Mudstick by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

mudsucker 

Racial slur. A person who likes to perform fellatio on black men.

Tito's got him a mudsucker, every time the girl sees him she sticks his dick in her mouth like a baby with a pacifier.

mudsucker by SheilaPrince July 12, 2009

mudsucker 

Someone who goes down on a black girl. To put your tongue in and around a black girls vagina.

Did you hear about Isiah going down on a black girl. WHAT! I didn't know he was a mudsucker.

mudsucker by 70camaro209 January 14, 2010

Michigan Mudstick 

A piece of frozen shit that is used to penetrate during sex or masturbation.

That michigan mudstick didn't stay frozen for long!

Michigan Mudstick by Like a Virgin69 September 11, 2009