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mudsucker 

Someone who goes down on a black girl. To put your tongue in and around a black girls vagina.
Did you hear about Isiah going down on a black girl. WHAT! I didn't know he was a mudsucker.
mudsucker by 70camaro209 January 14, 2010

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Detroit Mudsucker 

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.
Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

Detroit Mudsucker 

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.
Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

Golden Mudbucket 

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.
Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
Golden Mudbucket by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"
I hate dat muffucker!
Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005