Msuket

An Idiot trying to spell MUSKET.

Musket: A musket is a muzzle-loaded long gun that appeared as a smoothbore weapon in the early 16th century, at first as a heavier variant of the arquebus, capable of penetrating heavy armour.

Beta: Oh, Wow! That's a nice Msuket you've got.
Chad: A what?
Beta: A Msuket.
Chad: I'll musket this up your a** .

by __:)(:__ November 28, 2021

Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

by karfighting September 27, 2009

dust musket

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.

Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.

by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016

Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019