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musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021
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musketing

The act of forcing tiny metal balls, such as BBs, into a man's urethra.
I tried musketing last night. Got a whole ten BBs inside my shaft right now.
by Bean Bug November 16, 2016
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Musketing

A reference to the popular firearm from the 16th Century, "Musketing" is the act of pouring cocaine into the urethra of one's erect penis, and then ejaculating the now enriched semen into the orifice of your lover's choosing. Similar to the way one would load a musket with gun powder on the battlefield.
Stella was no longer able to consume coke through her nose due to her deviated septum. Thankfully, she was excited to try musketing due to her affinity for semen, and the Civil War.
by alfstewart4lyf November 28, 2021
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Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :
I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?
by Notachav69 May 11, 2021
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Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.
I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.
by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020
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Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
See Above for the example
by Murray State September 23, 2004
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Mandy Mulleting

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
by JocobH69 July 25, 2011
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