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Musketball 

(v)Any vaginal penetration while a tampon is present in the vaginal cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cervix. (n) The remains in the vagina after the previously defined action is performed. **Sometimes leads to toxic shock syndrome.
(v) She was on the rag and left the tampon in so I musketballed her. (n) Afterwords I had to help her dig out the musketball, it was delicious.
Musketball by Tank256 February 1, 2009
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Confederate Musketball 

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.
"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!
Confederate Musketball by sulllllly December 18, 2008

Musket Ball 

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.
"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?
Musket Ball by karfighting September 27, 2009

Musket Ball 

A massive ball of resin pulled from a marijuana pipe, rolled into a ball and smoked.
Dude, Charlie hadn't cleaned his bowl in like 6 months, dude pulled like 3 musket balls out.
Musket Ball by Sanfred March 23, 2010

Masketball 

The traditional game of basketball, except the players are all wearing Halloween masks that significantly impair their vision and awareness.
"We were playing Masketball on Halloween night and needless to say it was a low scoring game."
Masketball by mesvegas October 3, 2009

The Musket Ball 

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.
Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.
The Musket Ball by Saxon57 March 27, 2020

Musket Ball 

A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
Musket Ball by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019
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