musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

by alpinestar1989 March 20, 2007

musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.

"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."

by E.Pinter February 27, 2005

musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 16, 2008

musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 12, 2021

The Musket

The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.

"Dude, I think I gave her the musket last night."

by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011

Musket

A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.

Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.

by gilman_god January 19, 2019

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances

"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"

by Dylan989 December 23, 2009