jaydog

A dog of the Jaydon variety. Origin and pedigree are unknown as they tend to exhibit features characteric of Asian animals (small eyes) as well as African (curly hair). Habitat varies, but they tend to be concentrated in the Carlingford/Epping area, or similar Asian ghettos. Can also be found congregrating around any basketball courts, most famously the renowned Loftus. Despite their small stature, they are exceptional athletes, with the driving ability of Derrick Rose and the jump shot of Rajon Rondo. Generally display human characteristics (bipedal) but under pressure (defended aggresively) often revert to their dog-like tendecies, crawling on all fours and panting. Also watches Korean drama and has a sexy man bag.

Teacher:Are we missing anyone?
Retard: No one. Except a dog of the Jaydog variety.
Teacher:...

Person : Hey lets loftus.
Jaydog: Nah fuck ya. I gotta watch dream high.
Person: Fucking Jaydog.

by JaydonZhao May 13, 2011

jaydog

A person who is determined to be anything or anyone he wants to be or do

Oh he is such a jaydog

by Jaydogz is the man February 28, 2018

jaydog

A somewhat short felon who wears his sunglasses on his forehead.

I saw that jaydog getting hassled by the Po Po

by euroyen February 5, 2008

jamdog

when a male or a female licks their sexual partners asshole. Jamdogging is to assholes what bowcatting is to vaginas.

i'm feeling kinky tonight, would you like to lick my asshole?
sure, lets jamdog each other tonight.

i love jamdogging, munching but is the best.

bruv! you rimmed that chicks ring, you're a dirty jamdog

by bristol street lad February 17, 2014

jaydong

A kid that was made for dank memes and yells 420 nonstop

Jaydong is in mrs ryersons class

by 08182004 March 9, 2017

jaydong

a student in peal nascals class that hates snitches and loves saying 69. Jaydong enjoys many innapropriate jokes that snitches cant stand. So they snitch.

jaydong loves snitches and peal nascal

by 132435465768798 April 19, 2018

Jaydon

Jaydon is a cool guy, well liked by everyone. Jaydon has a tendency to be overactive, and easily distracted. Very friendly and happy. Jaydon is really into superheroes, video games and drawing. Jaydon is amazing. Cherished by friends and family alike.

I saw Jaydon today, he always knows how to make me smile! He was drawing a picture of an octopus eating a car!

by yolo1013 December 19, 2016