Mazzellofy

Verb:
Make something interesting or cause excitement just like Joe Mazzello.
mazzellofies, mazzellofied

When life gets boring, we need to mazzellofy the situation.
My bestie mazzellofies every IG post.
I feel better now having been mazzellofied.
Every member of the Mazzello Mafia has been mazzellofied.

Mazzellofy by @jibjab_joe October 19, 2022

Mazzellofy

to make something interesting and exciting like AAAAAAHHHHH or adorable like Aaawww

verb: mazzellofy, mazzellofying, mazzellofied

My day is uneventful. I wish I could already watch Unexpected the movie to mazzellofy it.

Mazzellofy by @jibjab_joe October 20, 2022

joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon

where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk

joe mazzello by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019

joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.

Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”

joe mazzello by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

Mazzello Mafia 

A group of individuals who love and support Joe Mazzello. They are generally sassy, kind, sweet and loving individuals but could be fierce and ruthless in defense of Don Mazzello’s life and honor.

The Mazzello Mafia is a protector of Tim Murphy, Gardner Langway and Deacy.

The Mazzello Mafia emulates Pat Murray and Eugene Sledge’s bravery.

The Mazzello Mafia is sympathetic of lactose intolerant individuals and performs a dance initiation called the BAB.

The Mazzello Mafia has an obsession with broccoli, doughnut, Purple rain and cardboard people.

The Mazzello Mafia is alway ready to support the Queen and some male and female friends.

Mazzello Mafia by @jibjab_joe May 23, 2020

Joe Mazzello

an amazing, adorable person.
secretly dating ben hardy but we all knew.
likes to scream a lot.
interacts with his fans which is amazing.
such an amazing actor and if you find him ugly you’re a coward.
also if you didn’t know, he likes to say that bohemian rhapsody was the first song he downloaded on napster, he didn’t realise perm stood for permanent and he had to ask where his mum was in 1983.

most people watch bohemian rhapsody and become obsessed with ben hardy then after a few weeks realise they are obsessed with joe mazzello and are a stan of him.

Joe Mazzello by daisyribbons January 20, 2019

joe mazzello

Joe is super sweet and is rlly active with all his fans, he deserves all the love in the world, He played the kiddo in Jurassic Park and in the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he played John deacon, He is sooo funny and Has a sassy personality, He also is quit the meme man :)

Girl: Wow who’s that dude

Girl 2: That’s joe mazzello

Girl: Who’s that
Girl 2: oof I’ll show you

joe mazzello by Ben hardy lover January 3, 2019