Mozzaltoff

The act of smashing glasses in a bar, particularly to the tune of Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling".

Emily: "Fill up my cup?"
JayDog: "MOZZALTOFF" <smashes glass>

by AfterIWoof October 19, 2010

Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

Mozzeltof

When a man ejaculates into a yamulke and then shoves the cum filled yamulke into the girl's face.

Hailey thinks Boliver has mastered the art of the mozzeltof.

by toast and company January 26, 2009

mozzletoff

an expression of anger decite and lies in 1 word. when something isn't going write

AAAHHHHHH mozzletoff i should've got that in

by manuel n luke March 27, 2003