Mousto
I’am the GOAT I’am the Mousto!!!
Mousto by yungfinesseur November 21, 2021
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Big Ed Moustapha
Big Ed Moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. See story:
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.
Big Ed Moustapha by Big Ed Moustapha April 19, 2010
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ketchup moustache
When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
Moistologist
Moistologist by The Moistologist March 30, 2017
Pork Scotch Moustache
A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
Moustachery
Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.
1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.
Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010
Moutohura Macaws
The Best professional quidditch team in New Zealand. Known for there speed and agility the Macaws are a very well-reknown southern hemisphere team. Often seen performing in the Australian league of quidditch and Pacific rink.
Signature Play: The Mac-adrado (mix of Macaw and Latin adrado meaning to pare close) This play is similar to the dunk in the muggles game of basketball. The beaters block the center and hit the bludgers towards the keeper. The center then throws the quaffle into the hoop from a very close range guaranteeing points for the team.
Team Colours: Blue, Yellow and Red.
Signature Play: The Mac-adrado (mix of Macaw and Latin adrado meaning to pare close) This play is similar to the dunk in the muggles game of basketball. The beaters block the center and hit the bludgers towards the keeper. The center then throws the quaffle into the hoop from a very close range guaranteeing points for the team.
Team Colours: Blue, Yellow and Red.
Moutohura Macaws by Lathius February 7, 2013
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