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One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
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variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.
After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.
by tronald dump July 18, 2013
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when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony
yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
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when the person giving oral sex has a mustache
Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
by fuckingsupercop March 06, 2005
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When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache
To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.
by pseudonym March 30, 2005
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