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A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003
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A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.
someone is actually talking to moustachio.
by j-roc November 03, 2003
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a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt
oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!
by Yamasa February 22, 2003
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