moustachio 

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

moustachio 

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

moustachio by bobcheese February 22, 2003

moustachio 

A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.

someone is actually talking to moustachio.

moustachio by j-roc November 3, 2003

moustachio 

a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt

oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!

moustachio by Yamasa February 22, 2003

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

Moustachio Nuts by qbert83 August 26, 2009

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009