Morternoon 

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.

Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)

Morternoon by fharper August 27, 2021

good morternoon

something you say to greet good friends politely when you meet them from 10:30am to 11:59am

Anson: Good morternoon Martin! How're you doing today? Prepared for the Exco meeting?

good morternoon by Manson the Honkee March 2, 2020

Mornfternoon 

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

Mornfternoon by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

mornernoonening 

A combination of morning, afternoon and evening. A general all-purpose time-unlimited period of the day. Usually used when you've got up so late that you can't really say "good morning" any more, and even "good afternoon" is pushing it.

- My god, you've only just got up?!
- *yawning* Good mornernoonening!

mornernoonening by -Zigo- September 14, 2008

mornternoon 

A word representing anytime after noon. Used when greeting a person for the first time on any day when you didn't see or speak to them in the morning.

Paul: Good mornternoon Andie. I am glad you got to sleep in today.

Andie: LOL Thanks

mornternoon by tazguy March 27, 2016

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon

Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.

mafternoon by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

Mortenson 

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.

You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.

Mortenson by Nordgulen February 22, 2009