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Mortenson
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a Mortenson is a
packet
of
sensation
, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of
fosters
.
You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2
punds
30.
by
Nordgulen
February 22, 2009
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