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morfternoon 

A description of the current time which is valid when the speaker/sender is in a timezone where it is morning, and the hearer/recipient is in a timezone where it is the afternoon.
Morfternoon, Dmitry. What is the weather like over there?
morfternoon by pseudonoon October 18, 2013

Mornfternoon 

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".
"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"
Mornfternoon by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

mornernoonening 

A combination of morning, afternoon and evening. A general all-purpose time-unlimited period of the day. Usually used when you've got up so late that you can't really say "good morning" any more, and even "good afternoon" is pushing it.
- My god, you've only just got up?!
- *yawning* Good mornernoonening!
mornernoonening by -Zigo- September 14, 2008

mornternoon 

A word representing anytime after noon. Used when greeting a person for the first time on any day when you didn't see or speak to them in the morning.
Paul: Good mornternoon Andie. I am glad you got to sleep in today.

Andie: LOL Thanks
mornternoon by tazguy March 27, 2016

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon
Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.
mafternoon by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

Morternoon 

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.
Morternoon! (yes, it's that simpleβ€”it's like when you say Morning!)
Morternoon by fharper August 27, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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