Mortenson

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.
You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.
by Nordgulen February 23, 2009
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Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her
That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!
by 520supra August 25, 2014
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Madelyn Mortenson

Shes blonde and shes annoying. she cheats on her bf, mark. she hates everyone for no reason. she has her little minions who are annoying and they also dont like her. She also dumps a guy because she got bored of him. that guy deserves way better than her anyways. i feel so bad for her current boyfriend. she also posts about being "kind" like hello? anyways hope you feel better cuz u definitely need it.
by itssophiehaha November 29, 2023
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