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Mortenson 

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.
You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.
Mortenson by Nordgulen February 22, 2009
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Devan Mortenson 

ANy sport
Devan Mortenson by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Dirty Mortenson 

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her
That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!
Dirty Mortenson by 520supra August 25, 2014

Madelyn Mortenson

Shes blonde and shes annoying. she cheats on her bf, mark. she hates everyone for no reason. she has her little minions who are annoying and they also dont like her. She also dumps a guy because she got bored of him. that guy deserves way better than her anyways. i feel so bad for her current boyfriend. she also posts about being "kind" like hello? anyways hope you feel better cuz u definitely need it.
Madelyn Mortenson by itssophiehaha November 29, 2023

Viggo Mortensen 

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
Viggo Mortensen by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Viggo Mortensen 

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
Viggo Mortensen by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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