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Mornfternoon 

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".
"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"
Mornfternoon by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

mornternoon 

A word representing anytime after noon. Used when greeting a person for the first time on any day when you didn't see or speak to them in the morning.
Paul: Good mornternoon Andie. I am glad you got to sleep in today.

Andie: LOL Thanks
mornternoon by tazguy March 27, 2016

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon
Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.
mafternoon by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

Morfternoon 

Late morning but not quite afternoon. When you don't know when to say good morning or good afternoon.
Good Morfternoon, how are you doing?
Morfternoon by Azmocat November 17, 2009

Morternoon 

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.
Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)
Morternoon by fharper August 27, 2021

morfternoon 

A description of the current time which is valid when the speaker/sender is in a timezone where it is morning, and the hearer/recipient is in a timezone where it is the afternoon.
Morfternoon, Dmitry. What is the weather like over there?
morfternoon by pseudonoon October 18, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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