Punds

A pund or punds, is the unit of measurement describing the force emparted by a quality pun, which causes your head to move and sag.

"JP said a pun that made my head roll back with about 10 punds of force"

by Mr. Greptal June 16, 2016

Team Punishment

Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle

User 1 - Is it me or did it just get gayer around here
User 2- Yeah Team Punishment just logged in

by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014

Pundu

An affectionate term for a friend who steals your lunch and shares with other friends.

Suneja was such a pundu in medical school.

by Punk with an edge May 8, 2017

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

punishment time

IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME

Monokuma: IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!

by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020

Punday

a designated day of the week, month, or year, in which everyone may make stupid puns all day

When I’m the boss, we’ll be having Punday every week.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 30, 2014

Pounds Around

The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.

Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"

by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012