Mortardom

Getting hurt for believing in installing perfect tile grout.

Dude, he bled out fixing his tiling! Let his mortardom be an example of how he took his grout replacement so seriously!

by JohnnyW December 27, 2022

mortard

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Mortarboard

The square hat people use when graduating.

"Hey, I am wearing a mortarboard"
"no."

by NicoCharrua November 16, 2019

Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.

Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.

by Platonics. November 12, 2010

Martyrdom

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.

I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.

by Keater January 7, 2008

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

Mortarboarding

Torture by graduation speeches.

We suffered hours of mortarboarding at the UMass graduation.

by AC Cobra July 9, 2009