Emburn

A burn sustained around a campfire, usually by coals.
Yo, it was hilarious when Dude tried to jump the fire when we got all drunk on the beach. His ass got seriously emburned and we had to pee on it to get him to stop crying.
by JohnnyW December 03, 2018
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Mortardom

Getting hurt for believing in installing perfect tile grout.
Dude, he bled out fixing his tiling! Let his mortardom be an example of how he took his grout replacement so seriously!
by JohnnyW December 27, 2022
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