Morray

Hes a gay as negro with a big lip, he thinks he can play footbal but also hes for some reason good, he is a great person that cares a lot about mandingo(family)

Do you have a morray?

Yes is do

You are so lucky you have ome those are rare

Morray by Uyflhf November 23, 2021

murray kentucky 

An unusually boring town in the middle of nowhere. Although the town lacks anything fun or interesting the population still proceeds to think they're the best people in the Northern Hemisphere. If the town wasn't bad enough, it's the people that call it home that make this city especially terrible. All the white people think they are black and all the African-American people overcompensate for this inner desire to be black, within an especially white town, by being especially obnoxious. If your typical white iPhone isn't filled to the brim with some ghetto music you're probably classified under the category of a nerd or a Jesus lover. Even though this town, being typically country, is filled with church goers, it's almost impossible to find someone who actually follows all the rules of Jesus. They are all fakes who try to pretend they are better than everyone else, when in reality they all suck. Considering this town is typically classified as Southern, you can find the population migrating to some dirty lake during the summer months and can be found listening to a terrible country playlist. The rich people in town can be found on Instagram bragging about some vacation to Panama City or Disney World, as those are the only 2 places people from Murray travel to. If you are thinking about moving to Murray, first of all how the hell did you find this shithole on a map? Second, don't unless you want to live here for the rest of your live in a perpetual cycle of terribleness.

Normal Person: "Did your ipod just switch from Florida Georgia Line to Jesus music to 2PAC?"
Murray Resident: "Why of course it did."
Normal Person: "That must mean you're from Murray Kentucky."

murray kentucky by John Booty April 29, 2014

Murray Kentucky 

A little town with some big residents. They all want to be black it's wonderfully gay.

Guy: Why are you doing the nae nae?
Murray Citizen: Because I'm from Murray Kentucky!

Murray Kentucky by TheyCallMeHumpty21 January 9, 2015

Pretend Murray 

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

Pretend Murray by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

Dave Murray 

An amazing guitarist, and co-writer of classic songs in the band Iron Maiden. Dave stands as the only other remaining member of iron maiden since their beginining in the mid -70s besides bassist Steve Harris. He and guitarists, Janick Gers, and Adrian Smith are all similiarly/different, Murray is the guitarist that is known for playing his random ass solos on the spot following only melody and the scales...making him more of a Hendrix than a Page.

Dave Murray and his strat are out to rule the world! yeah, i guess iron maiden can come along for the ride too.

Dave Murray by James TH April 8, 2007

Flash Murray 

An individual that has just purchased something other's will be jealous of, or something everybody wants.

Nick just bought the new r35 skyline, what a flash murray.

Flash Murray by Flashest murray February 3, 2010

Bill Murray Story 

Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.

A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.

A Bill Murray Story-

My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.

Bill Murray Story by Dyyne February 25, 2009