murray

The 13th tribe of Israel, named for the Patriarch Murray Liebowitz the Hat Blocker. Fled Palestine around 70 AD and fled to the Dingle Region of Ireland. Hoards of them poured out of the hill region and into the US, Australia, and Canada after the Potato Famine, or as it was dubbed at the time,"That afternoon we were a wee bit low on Chips." They are Ubiquitous today, being found in every profession, race, color, or creed, under the floor boards and even in the cupboards. Go have a look.
Terrence was cleaning out his tobacco tin, and out popped a Murray for the third time in a week.
"Sorry to shock you so, I was just livin' in your tobacoo tin. I'll go now, but be warned, I've 3 brothers in your dishwasher, and a few aunts and uncles in your pantry. They might not be so agreeable as I."
The Murray ran his finger along the inside of his collar and looked about the kitchen.
I've a bit of a thirst, do you mind if I borrow a jar of Ale from you before I'm on my way?"
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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murray. Also known as emmy, is found near the area of como, usually dressed as what people would call an “eshay”. She spends most of her days smoking and vaping in the bathrooms, and is even part of a charity group by the name of “youngins of chaos”. Murray spends alot of her time charging her crystals, and helping kids in need. Two children who are in extreme poverty always come to murray for help, and she happily steps on them <3 she calls them “ash and simmi” . FUN FACT! Did u know emmy runs her own business with Lisa?! stop by their corner store and by urself a pack of ciggies with a free crystal in every purchase! Try one of their free moldy fruit too!
Callardog: have u seen murray today? It’s her time to watch the store

*murray rises from beneath the earth’s crust*

Murray: i have been summoned father callardog?

mann,trash,smoddi,phinester,wee wee and dharman are shooketh to their knees
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1. The smell of a hairy, sweaty ball sack.
2. The act of being a hairy, sweaty ball sack.
3. The feeling of hairy, sweaty ball sack.
4. The taste of hairy, sweaty ball sack.
5. a city in N Utah, S of Salt Lake City. 25,750.
dude, that bong water smells murray!

by aimee and tegan September 17, 2008
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murray. Also known as emmy, is found near the area of como, usually dressed as what people would call an “eshay”. She spends most of her days smoking and vaping in the bathrooms, and is even part of a charity group by the name of “youngins of chaos”. Murray spends alot of her time charging her crystals, and helping kids in need. Two children who are in extreme poverty always come to murray for help, and she happily steps on them <3 she calls them “ash and simmi” . FUN FACT! Did u know emmy runs her own business with Lisa?! stop by their corner store and by urself a pack of ciggies with a free crystal in every purchase! Try one of their free moldy fruit too!
Callardog: have u seen murray today? It’s her time to watch the store

*murray rises from beneath the earth’s crust*

Murray: i have been summoned father callardog?

mann,trash,smoddi,phinester,wee wee and dharman are shooketh to their knees
by sexcmincham May 21, 2021
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1: a nasty derogatry term for anybody or anything you dislike
2: a mentaly handicapped person
3: a sexualy inhibited 20 foot ugly person
1: f%^k you, you < MURRAY
2: duuuuuuuuur MUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
3: i hate you, you're such a murray
$ student: i forgot my homework sorry sir
teacher: oh! you ugly little murray!
by $uPa!!! January 22, 2006
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An aboriginal person or someone who is dirty and poor.
Hey look at that murray bathing in the creek.
by William Dobbie August 27, 2007
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A way to describe a scungy bystander. Developed from the characteristics of the Murray river in Sydney (scungy).
"Tommy's a bit of a murray, donchathink?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
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