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n. the combination between a Mormon and an Asian, an incredibly intelligent ninja, worshiping, all-powerful being.
Mormasians have the abilities of both Mormons and Asians ranging from ninja skills, 4.0 GPAs, the ability to being well liked, and lying.
Mormasians are going to take over the world! / If Devin Earl and Destiny Phan had a kid it'd be a Mormasian.
Mormasian by Devin Earl December 9, 2010
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Marmasan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar
GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmasan!!!!!
Marmasan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

Moravian Academy 

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.
"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"
Moravian Academy by rifrafero January 17, 2009
Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.
"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."
Morrisian by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

mockasian 

A white person with the asian level of intellect. fosian
That damn mockasian got an A!
mockasian by Jashey poo December 3, 2005
Noun::
1. A living optical illusion in which atmospheric refraction by a layer of hot air distorts or inverts reflections of an Asian person to appear non-Asian at a distance.

2. Someone who is Asian and from afar appears to be an attractive latin, caucasian, or other nationality but, when close you are disappointed to see another Asian.

3. Illusory Asians.
I thought that guy was sexy and went to get his number but when I got close I was embarrassed because he was a Mirrasian.
Mirrasian by getwithbaby March 23, 2011

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm
dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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