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n. the combination between a Mormon and an Asian, an incredibly intelligent ninja, worshiping, all-powerful being.
Mormasians have the abilities of both Mormons and Asians ranging from ninja skills, 4.0 GPAs, the ability to being well liked, and lying.
Mormasians are going to take over the world! / If Devin Earl and Destiny Phan had a kid it'd be a Mormasian.
Mormasian by Devin Earl December 9, 2010
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Marmasan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar
GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmasan!!!!!
Marmasan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

Moravian Academy 

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.
"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"
Moravian Academy by rifrafero January 17, 2009
Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.
"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."
Morrisian by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

mockasian 

A white person with the asian level of intellect. fosian
That damn mockasian got an A!
mockasian by Jashey poo December 3, 2005
Noun::
1. A living optical illusion in which atmospheric refraction by a layer of hot air distorts or inverts reflections of an Asian person to appear non-Asian at a distance.

2. Someone who is Asian and from afar appears to be an attractive latin, caucasian, or other nationality but, when close you are disappointed to see another Asian.

3. Illusory Asians.
I thought that guy was sexy and went to get his number but when I got close I was embarrassed because he was a Mirrasian.
Mirrasian by getwithbaby March 23, 2011

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm
dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.