foxyleelou's definitions

baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Marmasan

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar

GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmasan!!!!!

by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

Jossip

Juicy gossip

'Hey Ann have you heard the latest jossip about Gav?'
'What is Jossip???'
'Omg Ann, Juicy Gossip, d'oh'

by foxyleelou October 28, 2014

Marmesan

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar

GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmesan!!!!!

by foxyleelou July 19, 2012