Mormacian 

The language mormons speak.

Aaron spoke mormacian to Colin and Danny but they didn't understand what he was saying.

Aaron spoke mormacian at the mormatican.

Mormacian by Mythmaker January 1, 2006

Moravian Academy 

A prep school that prepares you well for college by giving you large amounts of homework. Most people who attend this school are actually, on the inside, nerds.

"Yo man we got tons of reading tonight"

"Welcome to Moravian Academy Balla"

Moravian Academy by rifrafero January 17, 2009

Mormasian

n. the combination between a Mormon and an Asian, an incredibly intelligent ninja, worshiping, all-powerful being.
Mormasians have the abilities of both Mormons and Asians ranging from ninja skills, 4.0 GPAs, the ability to being well liked, and lying.

Mormasians are going to take over the world! / If Devin Earl and Destiny Phan had a kid it'd be a Mormasian.

Mormasian by Devin Earl December 9, 2010

prostitute mortician 

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

prostitute mortician by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

mortician 

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

mortician by Jamie June 23, 2004

Mortician 

A nurse for dead people

Brendan is a sexy mortician

Mortician by thiskidbe October 31, 2018

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm

dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.

Moravian College by niiiiggga wit money December 7, 2010