Mordega

adj. bullshit, B.S.,bogus, weak, or anything that's a waste of time or any action done half-ass. also included is anything made-up under pressure and spur of the moment.

To a young child: "That's a nice drawing (it actually resembles nothing)...what is it?" "It's a...um... um.. mor.. mord...mordega..fish."

by Brett.h February 6, 2009

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

by Trash boat May 9, 2014

pulling a Mordecai

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

by Cleverun May 13, 2014

Mordekaiser

1. Es #1 en brasil.
shield always up, never die

huehuehuehuheue

2. A League of Legends champion - The Master of metal.

1. Morde es#1, shield never lose, always win

2. Dude, this Mordekaiser is overextending again, we should gank him.

by celona August 12, 2011

Pulling a Mordecai

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Mordecai

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp

Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.

by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020