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The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
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Main Character of Regular Show(Cartoon Network;New Episodes Monday Nights at 9). With his best friend Rigby,he lives his regular life trying to do fun things.
Hey man, did you see Regular Show last night?Mordecai is the sugar honey iced tea!!!
by Regular Show Rocks February 11, 2011
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A Jew of the tribe of Benjamin who helped avert Haman's attempt at a holocaust.
Mordecai then replaced Haman as Vizier.
by Korora February 12, 2004
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One who is a warrior. From a warrior descent. Also a pretty badass middle name.
there goes Mordecai cutting those guys heads off! that bro is one hell of a Warrior!
by Warrior728 November 02, 2009
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New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.
Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.
by Kain May 23, 2004
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