Moongle

The most despicable, heinous, immoral, unethical and atrocious Irish psychopath to walk the face of the internet, and that is why you love him (unless you're british).
Expect mass amounts of racism, bigotry, transphobia, rape threats (if woman) and bomb threats (if British).

British "person" 1: "Oi mong, jus go a messij from this bloke name Möongle on the oul' twi'a, 'e said 'ed come ova to me 'ouse and throw a pe'rol bomb thru muh window mate."
British "person" 2: "Oh Bother, that man "Moongle" is quite the mad fellow, I've heard many of those threats are not some idle threats no no, they are a promise my friend. My advice, shave off your fingerprints, facial reconstruction and forge a new alias and hope you got some good luck."

by Martino Martini September 13, 2020

Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

by Fail. E December 1, 2021

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.

"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"

by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

google moogle

A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.

Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."

by brainyuck November 22, 2011

moogle

Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say kupo.

I hope to resurrected as moogle during a different life time.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Moogle

Awesome, badass little fuzzy guys from Final Fantasy. They end every sentecne by saying "Kupo", kupo!

"Why does everyone want to touch my pom-pom?! Pinnochio keeps trying to touch it! Kupo!"

by SamuraiDeeperKupo(Cyrius) December 2, 2004

Whore Mongler

1) Someone who is a nuisance to prostitutes and prevents them from getting business.
2) An extremely annoying individual who always gets in the way of everyone's happiness.

The party was going great until that whore mongler showed up and ruined everything.

by Shayans September 13, 2009