Montoxing

The innevitable, involuntary detox forced by Mondays, often involving monpression

Shane: 'Wow you look rough!'
Brian: 'Yes mate I'm montoxing'
Shane: 'I knew it was serious'

by squapstars October 17, 2011

Montoxicated

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.

Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.

by Montiodious May 10, 2004

I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption

Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.

by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010

motoring

Moving too fast.

"You're motoring. What's your price for flight?" - from the song Sister Christian, by Night Ranger

by grey wildflowers May 1, 2009

Monroeing

To screw the shit out of someone.

"I was Monroeing Jackson Rathbone last night."
"All night?"
"ALL night." ;)

by CREEPER!!!!HC June 6, 2009