Montoxicated

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.

Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.

by Montiodious May 10, 2004

Montoxing

The innevitable, involuntary detox forced by Mondays, often involving monpression

Shane: 'Wow you look rough!'
Brian: 'Yes mate I'm montoxing'
Shane: 'I knew it was serious'

by squapstars October 17, 2011