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mondoxing 

the act of doing something, it can also take the place of any other word you would normally use when you're in certain situations! so you even have; mondox and mondoxt
its just a very flexible word, thats all!
i was mondoxing my brazilian landlady the otherday, and her husband walked in on us! mondoxt!
hey barman, mondox me another beer(pass me anutha lager, pliz),
i knocked back 24 shots of tequila las'nite, now am just mondoxt fucked up and hungover
mondoxing by kaizerszoza February 17, 2006
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Monroeing 

"I was Monroeing Jackson Rathbone last night."
"All night?"
"ALL night." ;)
Monroeing by CREEPER!!!!HC June 6, 2009
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The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.
(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"
Mondoing by mondobike August 25, 2010

mondoongie 

A lightstick for the fandom of a South Korean boy group called Monsta x.

This lightstick has two versions, which are both gorgeous.

According to fans of many kpop fandoms, this lightstick is one of the most good looking ones.
Person 1: What's that thing you keep waving around at those concerts?
Person 2 : Oh, this is my mondoongie!
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: It's monsta x's official lightstick.
mondoongie by Hyungwon's_Coffee August 30, 2022

MONGOing 

The act of acting like an elitist on the internet. Associated with freezing talkpages, harrassing other people on the internet.
''Dude, you are MONGOing that guy! He can't edit his talk page on the site!''
MONGOing by I'mTehKettle September 7, 2008
A mondingo is a very large, often erect, hairy penis, that is dirty.
Wow Chad, I can't even lie I love your mondingo on my forehead
mondingo by Prestigous July 25, 2017

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger 

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.
Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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