Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption

Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.

by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010

Meatboxing

The act of beatboxing with a penis in your mouth.

Richard had many meatboxing sessions with Max.

by DeadeyeSpider May 20, 2010

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Meating

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.

Tom is meating Bob.

by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010

Montoxing

The innevitable, involuntary detox forced by Mondays, often involving monpression

Shane: 'Wow you look rough!'
Brian: 'Yes mate I'm montoxing'
Shane: 'I knew it was serious'

by squapstars October 17, 2011