Monroeing
Monroeing by CREEPER!!!!HC June 6, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Marilyn Monroeing
Marilyn Monroeing is when you use a leaf blower to blow air up a lady’s skirt, or a Scottish/Irish man’s Kilt (if that's what you're into), making them look like Marilyn Monroe in the famous scene from "The Seven Year Itch". The context in which you do this will affect the outcome, for example if you do it to a lady who you half know, in front of your friends, you'll see some bum and everyone will think you're a legend. But if you do it at work to a stranger, you'll end up losing your job, getting kicked in the testicles, getting a black eye and in court charged with sexual harassment.
Come to my party tonight boys, Bring some bitchez, I've got my Leaf blower out and I'm gonna be Marilyn Monroeing ALLLLL NIGHT!
Marilyn Monroeing by Badideaman September 23, 2013
Related Words
Monroeing • Marilyn Monroeing • Munroeing • Morrowing • Monring • McEnroeing • Mondoing • mondoxing • MONGOing • Mongoling
McEnroeing
When you go into a store and put photos of John McEnroe in the picture frames. This can also be done in a household, so long as no one knows.
McEnroeing by mauichris June 15, 2011
louis monroig
A cute undersized man who has the appearance of a troll, sometimes times likes to slip under his grandmas covers and gives her a nice creamy cream pie!
louis monroig by Albanian style May 12, 2021
Munroeing
i) Having a very good time though there is every possibility that the night could end in tears or trouble...Friday night, anyone?
ii) Becoming drunker than anyone has hitherto been drunk before, whilst maintaining a certain elegance and grace.
iii) Rambling incoherently and obscenely about Protestants
iv) Shouting 'SCANLON!' at the top of ones voice.
ii) Becoming drunker than anyone has hitherto been drunk before, whilst maintaining a certain elegance and grace.
iii) Rambling incoherently and obscenely about Protestants
iv) Shouting 'SCANLON!' at the top of ones voice.
"I was walking around Borough Market the other day when an uncontrollable urge to came over me, and I started Munroeing....SCANLON!"
Munroeing by James Hollands June 17, 2012
Mondoing
The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.
Monring
Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.
Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.
Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?
Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
Monring by The Loveridge July 3, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026