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monotexter 

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
monotexter by that guyyyy October 1, 2010
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Monotexter 

Somebody who replies to texts using just one word, and often just one monosyllable word.

Not worth your time, really.
A:How are you?
B:Good
A:Get up to much today?
B:Nope
A:I went swimming again
B:Cool
A:Yeah, no offence but you're kind of a monotexter so I'm not going to text you anymore. Facetime later?
B:Yup

mantexter 

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.
I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.
mantexter by tyler l September 22, 2007

monodextrous literature 

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.
As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

Monomester 

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.
It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!
Monomester by BlancoOso June 13, 2011
(coined by Mr. Ellis and Mr. Martin of Woodstock Middle and High Schools chorus programs, respectively)

a term for multiple singers cutting off at the same--but wrong--time.

related: univeter, polyveter
What a monoveter! People, a dotted half note gets 3 beats, not four!
monoveter by CamieRan February 5, 2005

Monotext 

When you receive a text message, email or instant message that seemingly seems monotone or without emotion or sympathy when it is read.
*Cell Vibrates...1 New Message*

"Oh im soo sorry for your loss*

*Replies*

"Thanks for the Monotext..."
Monotext by DaLtOn2021 November 6, 2009
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