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Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.
It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.
by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011
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The monkey guts

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021
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Gutta monkey

Gutta monkey come here / Gutta monkey mom wants you
by Eve banks September 10, 2022
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cum guzzling gutter monkey

A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.
by Taylor January 8, 2005
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Gutter Monkey

An unruly sexual deviant who swings from light poles and telephone wires sprinkling innocent urban dwellers below with obscenely erotic thoughts.
Yo, dat monkey-ass bitch be sprinklin' doo-doo butter thoughts all over da hood... what a Gutter Monkey.
by king_of_the_burbs January 3, 2011
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Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter
by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019
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