monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

monkeybutt by Mick September 21, 2003

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monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

monkeybutt by Howboucha December 18, 2003

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Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.

Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.

Monkeybutt by Kelephan September 10, 2011

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monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.

"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."

monkeybutt by JeremiahN July 27, 2007