monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
by Mick September 21, 2003
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monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"
by Howboucha December 18, 2003
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monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.
"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."
by JeremiahN June 26, 2007
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the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks
Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?
by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002
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monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.
Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!
by Danyourman January 08, 2008
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monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!
Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!
by brittany November 22, 2003
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monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.
"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."
by AJ August 13, 2003
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