gutmonkey 

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.

Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.

gutmonkey by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008

Godmonkey 

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

Godmonkey by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

gamonkey 

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth

gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS

gamonkey by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

Gunmoney 

Military spending in terms of purchases from military contractors and/or the deployment of troops under false pretenses.

Lindsay Graham's addiction to Gunmoney is draining American tax dollars, killing US soldiers, creating enemies & destroying diplomatic relations.

Gunmoney by bbow73 October 24, 2017

nutmonkey 

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!

Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.

nutmonkey by Fatass February 24, 2003

nutmonkey 

a stupid asshole

What a nutmonkey!

nutmonkey by fatass February 22, 2003

Goatmonkey 

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.

That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

Goatmonkey by Flummoxed budge nucket August 4, 2018