Mongdon

My People,
My Friends,
Mongdon is a word used by the PC community to refer to their online group of friends.
This slang was a created by a merger the words: Mon (Slang for man), G (Slang for Gangster/Friend) and Don (leader of a Crime syndicate).

Sup Mongdon?

How is the rest of the mongdon?
The Mongdon are all good my player.

Mongdon by HurfQuake September 29, 2021

Mongron 

The real life pair of Cory Monteith and Dianna Agron of glee.

Although they aren't dating in real life they share great chemistry and are extremely flirty and touchy/feely with each other leading fans to ship them.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new Glee interview?"
Girl 2: "Oh my gosh yes, did you see all the Mongron cuteness?"

Mongron by gleek22 January 13, 2011

mongdog 

To be a complete and utter idiot or fuckwit

Your such a mongdog.

You mondog
You giraffe necked, squirrel headed mongdog

mongdog by SaladHunter March 30, 2017

mongfongled 

To have been beaten without mercy into a state of retardation.

The 'Mong' part is derived from Mongoloid or Mongolism and refers to general retardation and the second part comes from the verb 'Fong' meaning to beat mercilessly.

Television report on a tragic accident:

"The police officer on the motorbike swerved to avoid a pedestrian who stepped onto the road, he then struck the side of a bus before cascading into a lamppost causing a severe and permanant brain injury."

Carlow youth:

"Yea he was mongfongled!!!"

mongfongled by Micko91 December 16, 2006

Mongoon 

Someone incredibly, obnoxiously stupid. The word is a conflation of MONGoloid and buffOON.

Rush Limbaugh and other raving commentators of that ilk are major MONGOON's.

Mongoon by Chazz9 June 16, 2011

Mongonto 

Mongontos(as) Are known for breaking into houses and cars, extreme Mongontos have been known to kill cops. They are identified by the large "M" carved into their back using a butterfly knife. Many also carve things into their neck or cheeks to express their loyalty to the whole Mongonto family.They believe themselves to be oppressed heroes. Rich white kids are the most common kind of Mongonto (or Mongonta depending on your sex) but also other races. Being a mongonto is not limited to your race or skin color. True Mongontos never kill unless are threatened by a cop. Many times are children of drug dealers. Mostly found in the UK. The band "GaijinLondon" is said to be the main band and common tune of all Mongontos. Their music is said to go straight to a true Mongontos soul and influence how they commit their "crimes" and what they steal. Their official weapon is the butterfly knife. Many of the igrls seductive clothing which in case of a cop ruining their plans there is still a hope of getting close to him and seducing him, close enough to get away that is.

"The mongonto broke into my house and stole my grandfather clock, I knew she was a mononto because i saw the M scar on her back."

Mongonto by Mongonta4_eva August 3, 2009

Mandy Mongeon 

The name “Mandy” derives from the Latin “Mandum”, meaning “projectile”.
Alternatively, the name “Mongeon” derives from colonial French, meaning “to slap”.
For this reason, the name “Mandy Mongeon” is common within the French speaking regions of Canada. However, due to the cultural association of Canada with Ice-Hockey, Mandy Mongeon can be re-iterated from “projectile slapper” into the adverb “puck-slapper” (whereby a hockey player makes contact with the puck by forceably slapping it).

Not only does the name hold cultural sporting reference to Canada and the NHL, but a recent study by McGill University concluded that persons named as such (from birth) were 77% more likely than others to feel culturally inferior because of their French ancestry, and wish they were instead of British or American origin.
Because of such psychological inferiority, a Mandy Mongeon will likely be involved in violent crime, or alternatively, participate in high impact sports (such as football, kick-boxing or rugby) to inflict pain on her relative counterparts, simply for the resentment of being French-Canadian. As a result, such characteristics develop later on in life, and manifest in the form of taking pleasure in other people’s pain. When this theory was tested at McGill University in 2010, a subject (unknown to be an actor) was instructed to fall off a wall into some cedar chips. Of all the spectators, only 1 person laughed hysterically; a junior named Mandy Mongeon.

Person 1: "So you play hockey ey?"
Person 2: "...and rugby. I pretty much like to inflict pain in sports ey?"
Person 1: "Wow...you're like a Mandy Mongeon ey?"

Person 3: "That poor man just had a car accident"
Person 4: "Hahahahahaha.....that's amazing"
Person 3: "How is that amazing? He could have died!"
Person 4: "I dont know...i just find it funny. I guess i'm too much like a Mandy Mongeon".

Mandy Mongeon by jskinner003 August 16, 2012