Mongion

pronounced: mong-yuhn

A person on facebook (for example) who likes or comments on most/all of an individuals pictures or statuses.

Derives from the English slang word 'mong' and the English word 'minion'.

"That guy comments on all of her pictures... He must be one of her mongion's."

Either, everything he has to say is really cool, or that person 'liking' is just a mongion...

Do you actually understand why I write these things, or are you just being a mongion?

Mongion by 2 strikes June 29, 2011

Mongron 

The real life pair of Cory Monteith and Dianna Agron of glee.

Although they aren't dating in real life they share great chemistry and are extremely flirty and touchy/feely with each other leading fans to ship them.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new Glee interview?"
Girl 2: "Oh my gosh yes, did you see all the Mongron cuteness?"

Mongron by gleek22 January 13, 2011

Chuck Mangione 

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

Chuck Mangione by Jimbo February 13, 2005

mongfongled 

To have been beaten without mercy into a state of retardation.

The 'Mong' part is derived from Mongoloid or Mongolism and refers to general retardation and the second part comes from the verb 'Fong' meaning to beat mercilessly.

Television report on a tragic accident:

"The police officer on the motorbike swerved to avoid a pedestrian who stepped onto the road, he then struck the side of a bus before cascading into a lamppost causing a severe and permanant brain injury."

Carlow youth:

"Yea he was mongfongled!!!"

mongfongled by Micko91 December 16, 2006

Mongoon 

Someone incredibly, obnoxiously stupid. The word is a conflation of MONGoloid and buffOON.

Rush Limbaugh and other raving commentators of that ilk are major MONGOON's.

Mongoon by Chazz9 June 16, 2011

Mongxiong 

To be idiotic or retarded in an unintentionally manner.

"Look at that guy he is such a mongxiong!"

"Did you see Brandy's Right Here music video? She looks so mongxiong in it!"

Mongxiong by Sexehhh January 2, 2009

Monging It 

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005