MONG

Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.

seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!

by noah_oxf February 28, 2023

mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

mong

Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!

"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"

by Savage Henry August 12, 2004

Mong

Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.

1) You are such a fucking mong.

by Gavyn August 27, 2004

mong

another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...

aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong

by Waggers January 10, 2009

Mong

A person who is a typical idiot, or a person who can't do so merging simple

Mike: 'mum can you pass me the knife'
Mum: ''here you go'
Mike: 'mum that's a fork you mong'

by Tesco Value February 25, 2017

mong

See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.

You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.

by Bob February 5, 2003