Mong

Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.

1) You are such a fucking mong.

by Gavyn August 27, 2004

Mong

A person who is a typical idiot, or a person who can't do so merging simple

Mike: 'mum can you pass me the knife'
Mum: ''here you go'
Mike: 'mum that's a fork you mong'

by Tesco Value February 25, 2017

Mong

Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.

Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.

by MONGFORD November 03, 2015

Mong

If you read this then you are a mong

You absolute mong

by Thick twat March 01, 2020

Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot

My sister used to call me a mong

by Emmasaysbadslurs February 04, 2022

Mong

To relax, chill out, 'veg' out, do nothing of importance or use but purely to rest body & mind.

I'm absoloutely exhausted so I wont come out tonight, I'll just stay in & mong.

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Mong

Short for mongrel. A term usually used to describe someone who goes off with your ex boyfriend the minute you split up. At the same time she is also a 0 rating on the stunning scale and can often look like a ugly dog or horse. The mong also tends to buzz off presents you bought the ex, unknown to her.

How did you break up?
Oh he went off with a mong.
A Mong?
Yes, apparently a dog was let loose out of the kennels.

by scoopdapoop June 19, 2011