Momtie

A friend who’s basically your second mom and your favorite auntie rolled into one. She’ll check in on you like a mom, but turn up like an auntie. Expect life advice, home-cooked meals and unsolicited pep talks.

When I was having muscle pains, my momtie gave a pain relief cream with chili peppers in it!

Momtie by Pasta Lover 91 June 1, 2025

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sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

sloppy mommie by running out of patience January 5, 2008

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Momtie • mombie • Mottie • montie • mootie • mompie • momther • momzie • Mootie patootie • motiejus

mombie

a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed

Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.

mombie by Wyntre June 30, 2009