Momtie 

A friend who’s basically your second mom and your favorite auntie rolled into one. She’ll check in on you like a mom, but turn up like an auntie. Expect life advice, home-cooked meals and unsolicited pep talks.

When I was having muscle pains, my momtie gave a pain relief cream with chili peppers in it!

Momtie by Pasta Lover 91 June 1, 2025

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

sloppy mommie by running out of patience January 5, 2008

mombie 

a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed

Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.

mombie by Wyntre June 30, 2009

On Mommie 

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

On Mommie by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette 

A gay French baguette

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette by Gay101XDLOL August 7, 2017

mommie 

Sexy attractive female, someone you wanna just back up against a wall and kiss

You wanna come find a room with me mommie? aight?

mommie by Raven December 18, 2003

mommie dearest 

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

mommie dearest by christina October 8, 2004