christina's definitions

Jeff Gordon

Sexyist nascar racer alive.

Jeff Gordon is the sexyist man alive.

by Christina April 26, 2005

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 8, 2004

Lenny Kravitz

Looks like Oprah with his hair straight.

Lenny Kravitz is the american woman.

by Christina August 30, 2004

malin

a swedish sex goddess who can make anyone pulsate

oh ya, give me a malin baby!

by christina September 10, 2004

burd

a mispelling of the word "bird" This mispelling is one out of affection for said bird.

"that's one fat burd!"

by Christina October 15, 2004

Ovenable

Whether or not a food item can in fact be cooked in the oven.

Just like the term "microwavable," except oven-style.

"Hey Uncle Al...is that TV Dinner ovenable?"

by Christina November 8, 2004

Pimptress

Female Pimp

Don't hate on me cause i'm a fuckin' pimptress...

by christina October 2, 2002