Mompie

Used to discribe fat or unruly females in West Indian culture.

Look at that mompie ova dere taking up all the space

by Beautii77 January 2, 2018

mompie

Affectionate way of calling someone a 'dumbass' or 'silly nipple'

A:I just walked into a lampost

B: Aw..you're such a mompie

by sweetecko July 29, 2010

Mompie

A monkey-esq object that evokes feelings of intense longing.

"Hey look over there, a Mompie!"

"Hey look at that! That looks like a Mompie huh?"
"Look at that fuck'n, Mompie!"

by Mompie Boi November 20, 2022

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

mombie

a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed

Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.

by Wyntre June 30, 2009

On Mommie

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011