Skip to main content
n. A young woman that is in college to only receive her degree and find a future husband. Thinks she is too old for college activities.
The mommie scoffed at the idea of drinking on a Wednesday night instead of going to a movie.
mommie by Hutt December 17, 2008

mommie dearest 

a mother who beats their child for no reason.
mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.
mommie dearest by christina October 8, 2004

mommie love 

Sexy attractive Female Love with such intencity you give up all others.
I didnt know it but it is true Mommie Love.

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

On Mommie 

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.
Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!
On Mommie by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

sugar mommie 

hey sugar mommie?
yes ashley?
are you a weinberg?
idk son are you a penis?
no im pergante.