a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed
Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.
by Wyntre June 30, 2009
Mom + Zombie. She is a super Mom who also happens to be a zombie. Due to a busy schedule she showers on a weekly basis and gets smelly. She can sometimes spend half the day blushing. She can sometimes be a Yuxin, though she gets mad if you call her that. Appearence wise she is very pretty, though she can look a little like corn. But most importantly she is a lovely mother who always looks after her baby.
by Smellybaby September 07, 2018
by zmom October 29, 2009
A sleep-deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses and messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck-it-uppers.
My mombie game is strong. I have managed to scrub the walls, make dinner, bathe the kids, and drink an entire pot of coffee in one gulp on 2 hours of broken sleep.
by Stillrad May 21, 2015
A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.
The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.
by SPQR October 18, 2007
by BDino August 17, 2012
by Shitting Pretty February 26, 2014