CaptainPlank12's definitions

Nice Cock Bro

A way to greet, and compliment one another with class. Can be used to greet men, women, and all the confused members of society in between.

Hey, nice cock bro!

Thanks dude I really needed that, my self confidence just got boosted through the roof.

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mamí

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Poo Water

Referring to a gross, difficult, or bad situation.
Also the equivalent of saying “aww crap“

Brian, grandma just fell and broke her hip.

Awww gross, poo water.

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.
B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.
C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

On Mommie

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020