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A cool mom - one that your girlfriend needn't be wary of
Girl to girlfriends: I met his momzie...She sure won't be a monster-in-law
momzie by wobbler04 June 3, 2014
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Hi momzie! How are you doing today?
Momzie by SG8527 November 12, 2020
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Hi Momzie! How are you?
Momzie by SG8527 November 12, 2020

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.
a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed
Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.
mombie by Wyntre June 30, 2009
new york slang for receiving head
this bitch gave me crazy mozzie last night
mozzie by yoockyyyy November 28, 2021

On Mommie 

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.
Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!
On Mommie by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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