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Mammoth hoof
A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.
Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."
Mammoth hoof by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013
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marvelous mammoth
a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds
these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps
The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds
these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps
The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."
Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!
marvelous mammoth by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
mammoth shit
a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
mammoth shit by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022
One mammoth, two mammoth
A versatile casual phrase or idiom expressing ironic apathy or lack of interest in the result of or differences between two or more situations with similar outcomes. Often cynical and followed by an ellipsis...
One mammoth, two mammoth by Ironicle March 25, 2011
Mammoth MK. II
Number two on the list on the most powerful units in Tiberian Sun.
It is a giant walking mech that has two railguns and long range/anti air missiles called Mammoth Tusks. It can totally wreak havoc on a Nod base. It can destroy a cyborg commando while taking down the base defenses at the same time. A very valuable asset to a GDI commander's base.
It is a giant walking mech that has two railguns and long range/anti air missiles called Mammoth Tusks. It can totally wreak havoc on a Nod base. It can destroy a cyborg commando while taking down the base defenses at the same time. A very valuable asset to a GDI commander's base.
Mammoth MK. II by Nikko May 1, 2005
Grampy the Mammoth
A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.
In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.
You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.
You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
Grampy the Mammoth by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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