Mammoth

A large hairy beast with a trunk the size of Barbara Streisand's nose.

Help, there is a mammoth in my closet!

by CalamariPancake April 12, 2009

Mammoth

A large hairy penis.

"Will has a mammoth dick!"

by Furtivetwo19 June 05, 2014

Mammoth

A huge fucking furry organism with tusks that could take your goddamn head off. They belong to the Elephantidae family. They may be herbivores, but if you don't watch your fucking ass around these gargantuan motherfuckers you're a dead man.

Holy shit, how the hell did these formidable fucking beasts go extinct!? I wish mammoths were still around.

by Arthur Van Graff September 15, 2017

Mammoth

An older lady seeking a younger guy. Almost like a cougar but older. Or an older man seeking a younger gal.

"Those ladies on Golden Girls are Mammoths."

"My dad is a mammoth."

by Mammoth bait July 10, 2012

Mammoth

One in the state of alcohol and marijuana intoxication, simultaneously.

"Man, last night I took five shots of tequila and smoked a bowl, I was a mammoth."

by Jewstine January 06, 2008

Mammoth

When someone acts like a dick or something that really sucks happens. Almost like the sayings "this sucks balls" or "this sucks donkey dick" it means the same but is usually just an expression that is used at times when shit hits the fan, :P

"Dude This is just Mammoth league"
"Man This is Mammoth Cock"
"Yea dude you got with that Mammoth!"
"Thats one big Mammoth Cock

by Slim Cootz May 06, 2009

mammoth

of great elephantlike-ness. of great awesomeness, amazingness, or size. nothing to do with republicans.

dude, you got so much mammoth on that jump.
youre so mammoth.
youre totally mammoth on guitar.
im mad mammoth

by megonegraka February 19, 2008