Molwap

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A word used to describe an individual with a foreskin so thicc it , it causes suffocation when the owner gets a boner.

this word was created by the Cox clan , a Scottish family that is found all out America , England, Scottland, and other European countries.
This is often used in sentences as a substitute for douche ,shit head and other negative connotations aimed at people

Alan : look at that molwap
Tyler: Still more manly than ya
Alan : That's exactly what a molwap would say

Molwap by CaptainCox July 7, 2018

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Molwaft

An annoying person whom has no sense of fashion and lacks in hygiene.

" God, did you see her? She's such a molwaft"
"Dude.. you're such a molwaft"

Molwaft by Cakesmashface November 3, 2011

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molwark

Atlantean term for the rogue fish that doesn't turn obediently with the rest of the shoal. The black sheep of the group

Aquaman: I've always tried to get past it. The beloved trinity of you and Diana and Batman. Then the loyal and true trio of Lantern, Flash, and Cyborg, adored by the public. Then me. The molwark on the outside.

molwark by Philoctetes23 February 29, 2020

molape

to molest, or rape, or both !

Brittany: Hey, Kristen! Have you molaped anyone?
Kristen: Yeah I just molaped Kerrianne!
Kerrianne: Yeah ! I molaped Kristen AND Audrey!
Audrey: THEN I MOLAPED MELISSA !
Melissa: I molaped all of you in your sleep !

molape by KBRAN October 28, 2005

moldapocalypse

When your school, workplace, or home has mold in it and it is making people sick. After so many people are sick, people may start to panic and declare it a moldapocalypse.

"OMG, Alex there was a moldapocalypse at school today, so school will be closed Wednesday and Thruday; it wil also be closed on Friday because they are still waiting for the final test results."

moldapocalypse by theblackmesa February 8, 2013

Molwalrusfer

(noun) - A rare animal breed consisting of the naked mole rat, walrus, and gopher. It is a vicious threat to the animal kingdom and is also on the endangered species list. Recently, one was spotted near Louisville, Kentucky.

The Molwalrusfer's mating rituals consists of an annoying yell, bizarre arm movements, and then swallowing their mate whole.

Molwalrusfer by Molwalrusfer Hunter August 8, 2008

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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