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A word used to describe an individual with a foreskin so thicc it , it causes suffocation when the owner gets a boner.

this word was created by the Cox clan , a Scottish family that is found all out America , England, Scottland, and other European countries.
This is often used in sentences as a substitute for douche ,shit head and other negative connotations aimed at people
Alan : look at that molwap
Tyler: Still more manly than ya
Alan : That's exactly what a molwap would say
Molwap by CaptainCox July 7, 2018
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An annoying person whom has no sense of fashion and lacks in hygiene.
" God, did you see her? She's such a molwaft"
"Dude.. you're such a molwaft"
Molwaft by Cakesmashface November 3, 2011
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Atlantean term for the rogue fish that doesn't turn obediently with the rest of the shoal. The black sheep of the group
Aquaman: I've always tried to get past it. The beloved trinity of you and Diana and Batman. Then the loyal and true trio of Lantern, Flash, and Cyborg, adored by the public. Then me. The molwark on the outside.
molwark by Philoctetes23 February 29, 2020
to molest, or rape, or both !
Brittany: Hey, Kristen! Have you molaped anyone?
Kristen: Yeah I just molaped Kerrianne!
Kerrianne: Yeah ! I molaped Kristen AND Audrey!
Audrey: THEN I MOLAPED MELISSA !
Melissa: I molaped all of you in your sleep !
molape by KBRAN October 28, 2005

moldapocalypse 

When your school, workplace, or home has mold in it and it is making people sick. After so many people are sick, people may start to panic and declare it a moldapocalypse.
"OMG, Alex there was a moldapocalypse at school today, so school will be closed Wednesday and Thruday; it wil also be closed on Friday because they are still waiting for the final test results."
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Molwalrusfer 

(noun) - A rare animal breed consisting of the naked mole rat, walrus, and gopher. It is a vicious threat to the animal kingdom and is also on the endangered species list. Recently, one was spotted near Louisville, Kentucky.
The Molwalrusfer's mating rituals consists of an annoying yell, bizarre arm movements, and then swallowing their mate whole.
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